TMIV

TMIV = Too Much Information Violation. The crime of publicly showboating gross, personal conversations in close proximity to others who do not have the option to run away e.g. a cubicle-style office environment.

Craig (on phone): "No doctor, I was trying to remove an eyelash when I sliced my eye open with the tweezers. The puss is really distracting me from my work."

Brad: (stands up at opposite cubby): "TMIV!! Dude, ENOUGH with the eye talk, I almost puked up my taco."

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