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to locate. to locate or find something or someone you tom-tom.
The old lady would never tom-tom me here. Man, you're lucky cause my old lady's got built-in tom-tom.
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When you slap someone (preferly a chick) with ur penis
I tom-tomed her last night accross her tits
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A acronym for a Thompson SubMachine Gun, otherwise known as a Tommy Gun. Used in the Nicki Minaj single, "Massive Attack" in reference to 'attacking' the modern music industry with 'destructive' and catchy songs.
"We've got tom toms over here, bigger than a monster." -Nicki Minaj
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A skinny white male with a large penis capable of birthing small litters of well endowed kittens.
Dammit Tom Tom
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noun: refering to ones vagina or bajingo
I was totally wasted last night and I woke up to a dwarf pounding my tom tom.
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Noun:
1. Someone who repeatedly states the obvious and is hard to have a good conversation with. <Much like a GPS>
2. Someone who tries gives you advice that is totally irrelevant or that you already know.
(At a Car Dealership)
Grandpa Bill: Well Roy, I know you are excited about buying a new car and getting on the road, but keep in mind that a man who has driven 25,000 miles has more experience than the man who has driven 10,000.
Roy: Uhh....yeah
Grandpa Bill: Your body is going through some major changes right now.
Roy: You are such a tom tom.
Grandpa Bill: See this side view mirror? It says "Objects in mirror are closer than they appear."
Roy: ...and so is the car manufacturer.
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One who is very queer. Normally only acts queer but is also know to think queer thoughts, say queer things, and sometimes even dances like a flaming homo.
I am so sick of Tom-Tom being all queer around me. I swear to God he if he dances like a flaming homo one more time I'm gonna-
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