innebrieated, drunk, drinking. from "on the turpentine"
"me and the lads were on the turps, long story short, i shat in joeys tuba"
that sensation when you are past being buzzed but not quite drunk yet.
That girl was turped, therefore she should not drive home.
Turps are the tattered bits at the bottom of trousers (especially long/baggy trousers) caused by being walked on. Turps tend to appear more on the trousers of Alteratives/Metallers due to common styles...
"I just tripped on my turps" or "someone kept standing on my turps all through the gig"
Dusty nappy ass hair usually has small penis popular gets most girls athletic and a bum
Turp is a portmanteu of toot and burp. Defined as a 'tiny burp'
She had a soda an hour ago and is still turping