on the turps

innebrieated, drunk, drinking. from "on the turpentine"

"me and the lads were on the turps, long story short, i shat in joeys tuba"

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turps

any alchohol, beer, wine and spirits

i got on the turps last night

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turped

that sensation when you are past being buzzed but not quite drunk yet.

That girl was turped, therefore she should not drive home.

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turp

to hit one under the armpit until they scream. ouch

you got turped ... ass

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turps

Turps are the tattered bits at the bottom of trousers (especially long/baggy trousers) caused by being walked on. Turps tend to appear more on the trousers of Alteratives/Metallers due to common styles...

"I just tripped on my turps" or "someone kept standing on my turps all through the gig"

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Turp

Dusty nappy ass hair usually has small penis popular gets most girls athletic and a bum

Yo that nigga turp ugly

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Turp

Turp is a portmanteu of toot and burp. Defined as a 'tiny burp'

She had a soda an hour ago and is still turping

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