Table Flip

When situations get too out of hand and either:

A) You must relieve stress somehow.

or

B) You need people's attention.

You simply go and flip a table. This has been used many times in cartoons or movies or whatever, as you know. So. Yeah.
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Person: "So I was j-"

Other: "OH MY GOD, I saw the cutest jeans!"

Person: "Oookay, I was just saying that I wa-"

Other: "Is there something wrong with y-"

Person: "*Table flip* BITCH, SHUT THE FUCK UP."

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Table-flipping

Event characterized by a melodramatic gesture at the explosive end of extreme frustration, anger or resignation in which a hothead literally flips a table. Used to indicate that the flipper is ill-equipped to continue rationally, has lost his/her cool, and will no linger sit at, or come to, said table.

After losing his umpteenth hand at poker, and an hour of watching his girlfriend start flirting with the guy winning, Bruce literally lost his chips and resorted to table-flipping.

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table flip

Something you do when you are angry. The phrase :flips table: or a variation of it comes up in online interaction, often through self-narration.

*table flip* IT'S ON NOW, BITCH

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The Table Flip

When you just finished hate fucking a girl, doggy style, and you flip her off of your cock, forcing her into a somersault.

Yo, I used The Table Flip on my X after giving her one last ride! She rolled off the bed!

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table flipped

something unexplainable and out of this world has happened. you probably would have to resort to plan b if this has happened.

you are lucky you weren't here when the table flipped