Take You There

A vague and empty promise rappers make in their music. It is sometimes presumed to mean a rapper is implying his affluence and ability to give a woman the high life. It in fact however simply means "Take you to orgasm."
It is particularly annoying because it has been copied and stolen by several artists, ruining the originality of it. In fact, for some unknown reason, women find this ambiguous phrase sensual and feel a strong desire to be "taken there" by whatever bullshit artist is uttering the phrase. Thinking it is some romantic experience he speaks of, when in reality it is simply expression of a typical rapper intent to fuck a woman tonight and never see her again.

Cedric: "Baby Ima take you there!"
Laquita: "Oh yeah Cedric, take me there! You're so romantic!"
Cedric: "Okay, by 'there' I mean 'my mom's room while she's at work."
Laquita: "okay..."
Cedric: "And by "take you" I mean have meaningless sex with you the same day I met you, but if you're a bitch I'll never talk to you again."
Laquita: "Oh Cedric, you're just the kind of man fairy tales are made of..."

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Taking you to Rotherham

A euphemism for sordid sexual activity.

If I wasn't such a gent I would be taking you to Rotherham right now.

Take You To Town

1. It just something that you say to someone in response to them thinking that they would Schoo, Put on a clinic, Show them how it is done, Do a number on..., in something such as playing a sport, video games and perhaps Life in general. So therefore, you tell that to someone when you want them to know that you are about to beat them at whatever you and him and/or her are about to do.

- "I am going to Take You To Town in this match of MW3."
- "I would take that girl to town."
- "I am going to take This pizza To Town."

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take you to the dirt

beat down; taking someone down
as in beating up.

me:*nooggiesss*
mom:IMA TAKE YOU TO THE DIRT!

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take you out

When somebody says this to you, it means they're asking you out. They want to "take you out" on a date. Usually it also means that they'll pay for your meal.

"Hey shawty let me take you out tonight."

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Take you for a mug

It's more like saying the joke is on you. Whomever is taking you for a mug, is taking you for an idiot.

Don't let them take you for a mug, you're smarter than that.

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Take you out

Usually means that they are inviting you to a date, but if said by a Serbian usually means they plan to assassinate you.

"I'm gonna take you out tonight"

*pulls out stolen bulgarian gun*

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