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The most uncommon name you'll ever hear. Tamre is a 8'7 clown who loves to harrass anyone he meets on the streets. Tamre is usually mistaken for as a girl. Also, no one can pronounce his name correctly. If you see Tamre on the other end of the street, run for your life because he will fucking kill you if you get caught.
Professor: is Tam- Tom- Tomra in the room?
Tamre: it's Tamre you idiot
Professor: kill yourself
When you pee on your carpet and blame it on your ex girlfriend
Kathy couldn’t walk, let alone get her pants off, so the wet spot Alex sniffed was definitely a Tamr.
Thesis states that one death is fated to happen before obvious safety oversights, reforms or the like are ennacted, ie. decapitation by ice skates and the introduction of neck guards.
Person 1: "Hey, remember that very obviously leaky pipe? It's valve finally burst and killed someone!"
Person 2: "Yeah, it was like that for ages! I'm surprised it took someone's death before it finally got fixed!"
Person 1: "Mhm, and it was so preventable. The Tamr Law takes another!"
The thesis stating that one obvious and preventable death is fated to happen before any obvious solutions, changes or reforms are enacted, ie. decapitation by ice skates when playing hockey and the introduction of neck guards to the sport.
Person 1: "Hey, do you remember that shaky pipe at the bottom of the apartment building that the landlord never fixed?"
Person 2: "Yeah! What about it?
Person 1: "Well, it finally busted and the valve domed someone on the head and killed him! And after that, of course NOW the landlord decides to fix it!"
Person 2: "How preventable. The Tamr Law takes another..."
When you actively try to stay home and be responsible, but get dragged out for a taco that turns into a margarita that is somehow mistaken for a double which leads to a very successful game of topgolf on your part, leading to a victory celebration where you get trashed and ruin any chance of a responsible next work day.
I was sitting on my porch, minding my own business, working on bettering myself and staying away from the hooch when I got Tamred and now everything’s gone to shit.