Tan-Ma

That grey-haired sun-worshipper you see when you go to the beach. He/She's out all day, never moving except to ocassionally spray themselves with baby oil or roll over. Dark as a nut. Bikini optional.

"OMG look at that Tan-Ma over there. I'm amazed she hasn't died from skin cancer."

"Blanche is out on the beach from 7am to 7 pm every day. One day I swear she didn't even roll over. I poked her with a stuck to make sure she wasn't dead. She's a dedicated Tan-Ma."

tan ma nuggs

1. The process of consuming your chicken nuggets at ferocious pace

2. Rippin' the heed aff it

'Christ, Dave is that a share box you've got you animal?!'
'Aye Jim, am gan hame tae tan ma nuggs.. and then eat these'