Taormina

1. Taormina is a coastal city in Sicily, known for its ancient Greek theatre.

2. Taormina is a slang word for an interdimensional cat-whale. Flung from the farthest reaches of space, a Taormina metamorphoses into the kind of creature that is fun and quirky in the way apostrophes aren't. Known to be dangerous to accounting executives and the paparazzi. Halfway between an ancient Greek statue and a crawling dimensional horror, it's best to be armed with pepper spray and a good dose of steel nerves when facing one.

"Take THAT, fiendish Taormina!"

"Meeeoooeeeeeeeeeeeuuuu!"

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MR TAORMINA

A hot man that makes you nut everywhere at sight with his long schlong and autism milks me everytime

Kid sees mr taormina* whos that hottie
Me* idk he's just hot