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tap the keg

Drinking a large quantity of adult beverages and succumbing to the urge to urinate.

Once I tap the keg, I have to pee after every beer.

by Apocalyptimaniac September 25, 2005

16๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


tap the keg

to fuck a fat bitch. most often occurs after a night of heavy drinking when either the beer has impared your judgment or desperation to get your dick wet has set in.

that bitch is so fat she looks like a keg with legs, why don't you go tap the keg

by Weigel June 28, 2005

13๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


tap the keg

To urinate.

Man, all of that lemonade makes me want to tap the keg again.

by Steve September 12, 2003

3๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tapping the Keg

The act of having sex with a woman who's breasts have the ability to lactate, or produce milk.

I sure liked tapping the keg, there is nothing better than having sex and drinking breast milk

by kokakolakid May 2, 2006

14๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tap the keg

To drink large quantities of alcoholic beverages, especially at frat house parties.

How to Tap the Keg and Master a Perfect Pour.

Let's tap the keg tonight and party.

by Timmington September 23, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


tapping the keg

giving a blow job

i tapped his keg

by sarah November 22, 2003

6๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


tapping the keg

giving head

she tapped my keg last night

by R November 20, 2003

5๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž