TaperSpider

TaperSpider is a term to describe a friend. Essentially, it means they are like a Golden Retriever. They genuinely know how to make people happy and are a joy to be around. Sometimes they shit on the carpet though so thats annoying.

Dude why the hell did you shit on the carpet?

I told you man! I'm a TaperSpider, you should expect this!

Use the fucking bathroom!