Tea-pained

Where one lowers ones genitals into a victims mouth (see teabagging), followed by punching them in the stomach, thus resulting in pain for the victim, and extreme pain for the assailant.

'Yo mayne let's tea-pain this sleeping fool!'

'I heard t-pain tea-pained yo mom.'

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tea-pain

A pain that you get in your intestines after drinking tea, much like cramp, often makes you need to poo!

Blimey, that chai has given me real tea-pains, think I might have to pop to the loo!

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