Tech Graz

A mythical creature which can be summoned to fix any malfunctioning computer. In return for its magical powers, a Tech Graz will expect payment of cheese and stale bread on which to gobble.

Legend has it if you stare into the mirror at 3am and rub the one plus 5T on your balls 3 times, the mysterious being shall appear.

mate, ur computers spunked. if only we had a Tech Graz to fix it.

teacher: does anyone know how to turn up the volume?

*everyone turns around to look at the Tech Graz*