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Tedward is the term for an Edward who wishes to be called "Ted" despite not being a Theodore.
1. His name is Edward but he'd rather you call him Ted; if you don't want to then you can just call him Tedward.
2. Tedward Kennedy sure was making interesting faces during the Sate of the Union speech.
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The protagonist of a comic of the same name written by Josh Pettinger.
Person: “I just bought the last copy of PowerWash, Tedward is such a sad little man I love it.”
A crazed twilight fan who's friends girlfriends name is teddy and she is goals and Edward Cullen is also goals so teddy+edward= Tedward.
Ella: Omg I met this guy and he is such a tedward
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A nickname a crazed twilight fan names her crush whose name is already either Theodore, Ted, or any T starting name.
Girl reading Twilight series: "Ahh, Tedward!" ::looks at crushes pic::
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a male who has oral sex with cattle.
In an episode of How I Met Your Mother, a main character "Barney" made a joke about another main character "Ted" engaging in oral sex with a cow. For the rest of the episode, the joke was merely referred to as "tedward'd a bull".
after that episode, it has sprang like wildfire all over the interweb forums.
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A man gets on his knees with a goal or taking a load a minute for an hour. Must use his mouth while cupping the balls. For every load he falls short that man will fuck him in the ass
He tried the dirty tedward and almost made it. He only had to take 4 dicks after the hour.