Teesdale

A crazy fool that falls "asleep" at random intervals, and has a sudden urge to kill Ben while in his "sleep" . Either by strangling, kicking in the balls, or pushing down stairs. He is believed by one person to be faking it. Many Teesdales have been believed to be ginger.

"Teesdale, are you awake?"
**Teesdale just stares at the questioner with a blank expression**

"Teesdale, why are you looking at Ben with such a murderous expression??"
"Kill Ben."

"Teesdale, whats your name?"
*Teesdale laughs hysterically with a childish giggle, as he punches Ben in the ribs*

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middleton in teesdale

Inbread village in north east england ridden with drugs, fat bastards, badly modified cars, swingers and illegal pubs

middleton in teesdale is a shithole