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Tejus is the epitome of maturity and genius. He would make Einstein jealous, and Batman already is. The most handsome glorious Creation ever made. People who don't respect him already will soon begin to know how awesome he is
Great we need someone with the IQ of Tejus to help us.
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A guy named Tejus will quickly become one of the sweetest guys you know of, but he’s kind of popular and talks to other people a lot because of his charming personality. A Tejus is usually very sensitive on the inside and keeps his feelings well guarded. Because of this, don’t be surprised if you catch him serenading to his fans with his guitar. (He probably has a voice of pure golden honey). Unfortunately, boys with the name Tejus tend to lack the skill of reading emotional cues from others because of their own everlasting happiness. That’s most likely why he doesn’t like books and movies too much and prefers skateboarding. But like any other boy, he loves memes and has a great sense of humor. He also surfs PH once in a while, but who can blame him? His experience on the internet could explain the rather dominant yet protective personality he has in the bedroom and in intimate relationships.
All in all, men with this name are the perfect boy next door’s to sink your teeth into and satisfy your desire for a picture perfect romance.
A - “Yo, is that Tejus? Goddamn he’s so cute.”
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A strange creature indeed. Eats cheese for a living, is more useless than man nipples, and partakes in paranormal activity. These unusual creatures are commonly found behind Safeway and Wendy's and less commonly around Starbucks, Walmart, and the library. In these locations they are usually: Getting high, eating cheese, talking about rubber duckies, playing in a trash bin, and rarely, jumping on cars. Be wary of the tejus. It is not known what their purpose is, hence being useless as man nipples. However, they are rumored to attack violently, so I recommend to GTFO if you see a tejus.
Bill and Nick are having a nice Lunch at Wendy
Bill: Hey what the fuck is that guy doing he's jumping on cars and smoking some weed or something? Wtf??
Nick: Must be a tejus. We gotta get the fuck outta here before he starts jumping on our car
Bill: yeah
Bill and nick zoom away
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Teju is a cry-cry baby on the inside. Only few people know this. Teju looks strong, determined and wild. Teju is very sarcastic too but has quite a loving heart.
Teju has a strange kind of attractiveness too.
Q. Why is she so savage?
A. Oh, she's a Teju
Q. Man, its quite dull in here
A. I asked you to call Teju some hours ago, you declined.
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The tejus, or tegus, genus Tupinambis, are large, fast-moving lizards of the family Teiidae. They inhabit tropical and subtropical regions of South America, where they feed on insects and small vertebrates, soft fruits, leaves, and birds' eggs. They measure 60 to 90 cm (2 to 3 ft) long and have powerful legs and long tails. The teju lays its eggs, usually six to eight in a clutch, in termite mounds, which serve as perfect incubators with well-regulated temperature and humidity.
I just got a kickass pair of cowboy boots, they're made from teju skin!
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Usually a not very smart but unlucky mongolian male.
Damn this teju guy...
Don't be like teju
play boy tharki sala madar chod living in kolar dad is a government employee but this guy is use less
fuck yhou tejus