Tell Her

Tell Her.

When a person makes a statement regarding a person of the opposite sex one must finish the sentence with 'tell her'

If 'tell her' does not follow said sentence and another member of your party declares 'tell her' then the statement must be repeated to the person the statement was about.

Failure to comply results in a lemon or lime to the eye.

Gary - 'That bird is fit, I would love to smash her fart pipes in'

Barry - 'TELL HER!'

Gary - 'SHIT!' (walks over to that bird) 'You are fit and I would love to smash your fart pipes in'

That bird - 'Smashing, lets do that right away'
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Larry - 'I fingered that slag last night, her fanny smelt like cheetos and burnt hair'

Harry - 'Tell her'

Larry - 'Fuck that........OOOOWWW My eye! It stings, curse you citrus fruits, I should have told her'

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Tell her twice

When a woman may not have heard you the first time (or didn't listen) and you're forced to repeat yourself, often resulting in two black eyes.

So this bitch was acting up last night so I had to tell her twice

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tell her to GTFO.

Code for your friend to kindly tell a ladyfriend to GTFO

Me: Hey Charlie, tell her to GTFO.

Charlie: Madam, I think it is time you retire... so GTFO.

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who gon tell her?

who’s going to tell the person about something that is obvious that the subject doesn’t realize

Person 1: “walks out with an ugly outfit”
Person 2 to person 3: “who gon tell her?”

Tell Her Tuesday

When someone comments on a girl then someone else says 'tell her Tuesday' they have to tell that girl what they said about her. Can only happen on Tuesday.

Person 1 - That (girl) has a really nice ass!
Person 2 - Tell her Tuesday

Person 1 to the girl - You have a really nice ass

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Tell Her, You Love Her

The 2nd album by Naz Rager. The album is both experimental and safe for the artist. Songs like “Ramona” and “Halle” show that the album is more focused on women than his previous album YOTR. Of course, the Rager rages on THYLH🖤 with songs like “BOOM!” and Ca$h B4 Love”. The vulnerability on this album is unmatched by any other underground artist as this album deals with the duality of Naz’s nonchalant “fuck bitches get money” persona and his heart and his need to love and feel love. There are a plethora of songs on the album so there is truly something for everyone. This is Naz Rager’s beginning to creating the “Rager’s World”.

Tell Her, You Love Her is crazy!! Naz really does it all in this album.

Why don't you tell her yourself?!

This is usually said right before a noxious cloud a rectum bile is inserted into the world as we know it (probably in Tokyo most likely) just before the victim of this bariatric monstrosity of a man-baby SHITS all over you till you disintegrate into actual dust. followed by this you transcend into a world where you meet your dead wife who was brutally stepped on buy the man-baby prior to you tasting his anal gasses that actually fucking killed you. PS sorry bro :)

Husband of wife who was stepped on: "NOOOOO! GOD! TELL HER I LOVED HER!!!"
Man-Baby: "WHY DON'T YOU TELL HER YOURSELF?!"
Fart: BRRRRFFFFFFTTT

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