Tellurium

(Noun) Someone who is neither an introvert nor an extravert, but everyone hates them because they smell bad

(Noun) An element that only nerds know about and has no purpose in this world

George: Henry is such a tellurium, and I feel kinda bad for him.
Everyone Else: Shut up or you'll be smelling like garlic too.

Normal person: What is tellurium?
Nerd: Tellurium is a metalloid with 52 pro–
(Normal Person tapes nerd's mouth shut)

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