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Everyone needs ten seconds after hitting a bong ,due to the fact that you inhale all the pain and stress in your life , you let it surround you’re brain and tighten until your suddenly hit with the real reality ,with your bong in your hands with a empty flame and a empty brain ....
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To fight someone for ten seconds. They are usually your homies or friends and are for fun.
"I'm better!"
"No I am!"
"How about you two masterbators settle this by going ten seconds..."
"Aight"
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A car that can make a quarter mile (1/4 mile) run in under ten seconds, from a standstill start.
As heard in the fast and the furious movies.
Dominic Toretto: "What is that?"
Brian Earl Spielner/Brian O'Connor: "It's your car"
Dominic Toretto: "I said a ten SECOND car not a ten minute car"
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A social rule which enables you to take back something you say if you found that it was stupid or regrettable within ten seconds of saying it.
Greg: Hey Jimmy, do you want to go watch a movie?
Jimmy: Nah, sorry. I can't. I have a date with your sister tonight.
Greg: What?
Jimmy: Wait, ten second rule! I take that back!
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When a male orgasms after only ten seconds of masturbation.
What a loser, he must be a ten second murphy!
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When receiving oral sex it is a common courtesy to let the woman know that you are close to orgasm, so she doesn't blind herself or choke to death on your seed...
"Are you still seeing Sloop??"
"I don't think so; I failed to give her the ten second tap last weekend and she hasn't returned my calls since then"
"Bummer"
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Orignating from the 2003 movie starring Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore. Tom was a man in the movie who's memonry spanned a period of about remembered seconds. Used to define someone who is really forgetful.
Dana is a real ten-second-tom--she never remembers anything!
Damn! I'm a real ten-second-tom today! I forgot my keys!
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