tench

Derived from the freshwater fish that feeds on scraps in the murky depths of gravel pits/ponds accross europe, a Tench is a selfish bloke who knowingly and unwitingly goes out of his way to feed off the bottom and steal his friends birds/shags. AKA bottom feeder.

My mate saw you last nite Johnny, steaming in to my ex bird you fuckin Tench

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tench

1.) A brown, lake-bottom loving freshwater fish.
2.) A heavy and persistent turd which hugs the bottom of the bowl before finally being sent on its way after the tenth flush.

'Right, who left that tench in the bog?'

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tench

Adjective used to denote something as being good to the max. In the same form as tasty and tight.

After the scoring of a particularly excellent goal it is common to say "That goal was proper tench man!" to golden balls.

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tench

A person so muscular that they appear tense and are physically unable to look relaxed.
An extension of hench, when you surpass hence, you become tench.

Check that guy, he's well tench.
Chill the workouts dude, you are looking well tench.

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Tench

A person who has the potential to be one's future girl/boyfriend. Often identified by obvious flirting.

Tenchtench: someone's potential to become tench. It is less so than tench.

She is major tench

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Tench

Maybe

"Do you wanna go to the mall tomorrow?"
"Tench."

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Tench

Short for 'attention seeker' - used to describe someone who is doing something with the sole purpose of seeking attention.

"Aw man, she's the biggest tench."
"Don't be a tench bro."

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