Terminator Syndrome

When you find out your best friend is actually your son, because you went back in time and fucked his mum.

I'm sorry sir. According to the blood test your friend has Terminator Syndrome...and he is your daddy.

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Terminal Clogging Syndrome

A syndrome where the thought of not having clogs or clogging feel nearly impossible, to relieve its effects its best to have a pair of clogs around or to often clog

Someone I know Stan has terminal clogging syndrome and they cant bear not having clogs or clogging

terminal white people syndrome

Symptoms:
> Being awkward as fuck in public
> Looking like a pussy (even tho you a firearm)

Oh that guy, don't mess with him. He has....Terminal White People Syndrome

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terminal baby syndrome

To constantly behave like a baby or young child as an adult. This may include: being spiteful, crying about inane things, wanting attention, self-affirmation, or seen as a constant complainer.

I didn't realize you could get out of an offer to buy a public company for 24 billion, but damn, this dude has terminal baby syndrome.