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terms of use

Things people never check or read

Person 1:Did you check the terms of use

Person 2:Nah I read as much of it as congress reads there bills

by Kewldewd May 22, 2014


Terms of use policy

Referring to when a girl tells you what you can and cannot do to her before you have sex.

Guy1: how is the new girlfriend working out for you bro
Guy2: mehh
Guy1: whats wrong

Guy2: we had sex last night but I had to agree to a terms of use policy
Guy1: fells bad man

by Mr.Charles October 5, 2011

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I have read and agree to the terms of use

Pretty much the biggest lie on the planet. People usually see this message when trying to sign up for something or the other. People are supposed to actually read through the terms of use, but no one does. Useless waste of paper or pixels.

People who say they have never lied in their lives are probably lying right there. I guarantee that none of them have ever checked the "I have read and agree to the terms of use" box after actually reading the terms of use.

by sexytroll696969696969 June 23, 2011

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snack (also snacked, snacking) a term used on the west coast

1. sperm.
2.(snacking) eating ones own sperm.
3.(snacked) to ejaculate

it smells like "snack" in here
or
i snacked on her tits vato.
or
P.i.m.p. keep snacking

by cuco October 5, 2003

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