TerryDog

A shitty, typically semi- dried up and disgusting hot dog found in most gas stations nationwide. Heated over the metal “roller ovens” and eaten by rednecks, losers, and basically any limp dicked douchebag you find wandering by. Typical consumers are pedophiles, homosexuals, carnival workers and occasional Department of Transportation workers who are out doing clearances or other work.

William: “Hey Jeremy, what are you thinking about for lunch?”

Jeremy: “Man fuck the bullshit let’s ball those TerryDogs at the Circle K today like a couple of gangstas!”