Testicle Marionette

The act of having your testicles controlled by someone else. (Like a wife, generally stored in her purse) While the said testicles are in the other persons possession, they are fitted for a harness which is placed around the finger tips of the testicle possessor and made to dance around.

Jeremiah was in a real bind. He got drunk last night and woke his wife up at 4am now she has a testicle marionette