tetraphilia

An intense liking of the number 4, not to be confused with Teratophilia, which is defined by a sexual attraction to monsters.

Guy 1 "Hey, have you heard of tetraphilia? When people wanna bang monsters?"
Guy 2 "You mean Teratophilia, right?"
Guy 1, while sniffing glue "What?"

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tetraphilia

An intense liking (possibly sexual) for monsters. The opposite of tetraphobia.

Mark: "Hey, have you heard about Wendy? She wants her boyfriend to dress up as Bigfoot the next time they have sex."
Duncan: "Tetraphilia?"
Mark: "Yup. I'd pity her boyfriend if she wasn't so hot."

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