Texas Drive-Thru

While youre having sex with a girl you shove a matchbox car up her ass to "mark your territory"

Got some strange from another girl after the bar last night and gave her the ole texas drive-thru.

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Texas Drive Thru

When an illegal immigrant fucks a United States citizen, intentionally getting them impregnated or giving them an STD, just to get purposely deported afterwards.

“Jess’s boyfriend pulled a Texas Drive Thru on her, what a dumbass!”

“Ok Juan, I trust you, but don’t pull a Texas Drive Thru on me...”

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