Texas Dust

The remains of semen from an elder Texas gentleman.

"Hey Rou, where were you Tuesday last week?" "Oh, I was enjoying the company of that nice cowboy, but now I can't get this Texas Dust out of my crevice!"

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Texas Dust Bowl

The act of inserting one's penis into another man's anus while wearing a dry, expired condom and using no extra lubricant. Results in severe rectal chafing and in some cases, bloody stool.

Met this guy at a club last night and he gave me the best Texas Dust Bowl of my life. I just can't sit down.