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The act of a husband and wife asking a male Long Horn fan to join in a three some where the Long Horn fan enters the wife's vagina and the husband enters the Long Horn fans asshole and all three work in tandem tandum while making train or locomotive sounds.
Me and my wife boarded the Texas Train after a Texas Long Horn game. Whooo whooo
When you fuck a girl while using BBQ sauce as a lubricant and while you're fucking, she is zapping your dick with a cattle prod.
Hey babe, wanna Texas Train Wire tonight?
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Texas Train-wreck is the sexual act in which a multitude of men surround a mating couple in the center of a formed circle. The men then take turns (limited to two minutes apart) running full speed at the mating man and wench colliding with them in an attempt to separate the two from the sexual act at hand. Should the attacker be successful in dismantling the sexual action, he is then supposed to take the previous male's place in intercourse.
Did you see that Texas Train-wreck last week?
Nah, I was too busy attending the local Jerkle Circle at the pub on 5th and Coldwater
Damn shame, that is. You won't see this shit in the NHL.
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n; When students travel from their homes to college on interstates or highways and form high speed caravans to prevent getting pulled over. This is common on I-35 with students traveling to the University of Oklahoma.
Ex 1:
Driving down I-35, Driver 1 passes drivers 2, 3 and 4 going 85 mph. drivers 2, 3, and 4 all speed up and follow Driver 1 at the same speed, thus resulting in a caravan traveling faster than the norm or speed limit.
Ex 2:
Tom: "Hey that guy is going 15 over, follow him!"
Collin: "Dude, I don't want to get pulled over."
Tom: "No worries, more people will join and we'll have a Texas Bullet Train!"
Collin: "Heck yes, Dallas to OKC in an hour!"
*High Five*
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When 3 or more people hot glue the tips of their penises and inserts them into the person in front of them while the conga line dance plays in the background.
Simon-Hey Steve do you want to have a Texas sex train with me and Johnny?
Steve-No my tip is still sore from last nights
Simon-Pussy
When you blow cigerrate, cigar, or vapor smoke into a girls vagina and then stick your penis and not let any smoke come out. Then you fuck her letting out little bits of smoke to resemble steam coming out of a train. This action can be done multiple times
Bro my girl loves trains and in bed last night, she taught me how the Texas Steam Train. I feel like a train conductor now.
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When one man gauges his urethra to a size formidable enough that a man with a smaller, thinner penis inserts his penis into the pee hole of the larger penis. Aka extreme docking.
"Hey there Billy, I see you've got a pretty tiny dick and it would fit inside of mine quite well, let's have us a Texas Train Station"