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The act of sending a barrage of unanswered texts. Usually, the texturbator is being intentionally ignored. Sometimes, result of purported recipient's phone dying.
I had a serious texturbation session last night. He's over me, so I just ended up sending gifs to him all night.
Excessive texting in public. Is extremely rude, and will cause you to look pretty lame. Brought to the world by Lee Shealy, on a church trip last year.
"Wow, shes going so fast its like texturbation!"
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when you are very disturbed by the content of a text message
*girl receives text message from ugly guy*:
"hey babe wanna come over and bang?"
*girl says to friend*: "OMG i'm seriously texturbed right now!!"
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Texting in public when you are just doin it to avoid the people around. Shutting your self away from the people around you so you can text someone far away.
Also say that texting is as rude as playing with your self in public
Stephen: Stop texturbating, we're at the mall!
Erin: Whats texturbate supposed to mean!
Stephen: Stop texting and have a real conversation.
Erin: Okay.
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the act of masturbating to dirty text messages; the cell phone version of cybersex.
Since Billy's girlfriend moved away, he spends all his time texturbating with her.
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To send a barrage of unanswered texts. Usually, the texturbator is being intentionally ignored. Sometimes, result of purported recipient's phone dying.
He said we should take a break. Now I just texturbate gifs to him all night.
Excessive use of texting, especially when in the presence of other people. Similar to masturbation but with a cell phone.
"Can you please stop texturbating while im trying to talk to you?"