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Small town in Oxfordshire in the south of England, which the Thames river flows through. Includes Lord Williams's School, Thame Leisure and Robin Gibb lives there. Bit boring, but not a bad place to live.
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a beautiful boy that loves hot cheetos. he plays finney in the black phone. he dropped his grapes but its okay because hes a cutie
random:"mason thames is so fine"
also random:"fr"
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Either of the buildings in London used by MI5 and MI6, the 'Secret services' in UK. Conveniently marked on all street maps for convenience of terrorism.
"Ive got a job in Thames House"...pauses..."Oh shit. Ive got to kill you now.."
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a well known location to twelve. a top river in the world.
man, i was on some next level shit bro, so fried i was ready to 12 at thames river.
A big ugly woman who is an easy fuck. So named because of the similarity to the trash barges that go up and down the river Thames in London which everyone dumps their mess into.
Dude 1: "That girl in Accounts, the fat one, everyone in the department has fucked her!"
Dude 2: "Yeah - a real Thames barge."
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A great town in SW London, not in Surrey as someone else wrote. in fact, it hasn't been in Surrey since 1965, when they created Greater London. Has Kingston University, many good shops, pubs, and several large nightclubs. And the river Thames, of course. This is particularly popular with drunken students of a weekend in summer, who either sit beside it at one of the many riverside pubs, drinking, or, fall in and drown, or catch Weil's disease from the water coming from the sewage works farther up the Hogsmill river, which convieniently joins it near the aforesaid riverside pubs.
Did you you get accepted into Oxford uni then? No, but even better, I'm going to Kingston-upon-Thames!
Say for your 21st, let's go to Oceana in Kingston!
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A lovely little town on the River Thames, in between Kingston and Chertsey. Frequented by patrons of a comedy club in the Royal Borough of Greenwich, at the recommendation of comedian John Robins as he introduces the last acts of the night during the Sunday Special. It is common practice to make copious amounts of "whooping", as one might expect, upon arrival in the area of Whoopton. Those who can only master clapping and cheering are not granted passage to this charming riverside town in Surrey.
"So, team, we've master the clapping, we've got the cheering down. I think now it's time for us to take a trip to a lovely little place I call... 'Whoopton-upon-Thames'" - John Robins