Thanasimp

The hottest, most attractive splatoon tiktoker ever. And no, this isn’t written by them

“What’s your favorite splatoon TikToker?”
“Oh it’s Thanasimp.”
“Cool let’s make out.”

Thanasimp

The hottest mutual I have

“Yo, why do you talk about Thanasimp so much?”
“Because they are the coolest and hottest mf I have ever met”