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The perfect score for an online time-based math test in a lockdown or in the new normal, because for most teachers, 19 is the new 100.
Which flawless score is psychologically less intimidating in assessing home-based learning students: 19/19, 50/50, or 100/100?
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Deep Thought the computer made a huge mistake on the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything. Turns out the answer is 19, not 42!
This horrendous mistake was noticed when mathematicians proved that the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything must be a prime number, which 42 isn't. As is well known, mathematical proofs, unlike scientific ones, can never be refuted. Ergo, it must be the case that Deep Thought made an error.
It turns out some craphead programmer made a (serious) typo on the very first line of Deep Thought's code, for some reason causing the whole program to add 23 to the final answer. Only God knows what the heck when in that programmer's head at the time...
Jack: 19 year-olds are the ultimate members of society since 19 is (the true) answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
John: I bet your 20th birthday will be the worst one yet!
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This age is a sack full of lamesauce. It's basically like being 18 again - only older, unfortunately/obviously. Enjoy 19 to its fullest though because it is your last year of being a teenybopper. Don't expect the lame/alright family (lame=family party/alright=money) birthday parties anymore, or over-the-top gifts. Not from your parents, and ESPECIALLY not from distance relatives. MAYBE you'll have better luck at Christmas. All in all, you're lucky if you receive some cash from your parents, and enjoy your last year of being a kid! Once you're 20, you'll feel depressed that you're no longer a teenager. But no worries! Once you turn 21 you can drop your sneaky ways, legally drink, and have all the fun of when you were a teenager. Even though being sneaky was the fun part. PRETTY MUCH, GROWING UP SUCKS. Cherish every moment of your teenage years. (16-18 are the best IMO)
Mom: Happy 19th birthday, sweetie!:):)
Me: Ugh. What're we doing today?
Mom: GOING OUT TO EAT MUAHEHE NO PARTY AND YOUR GRANDPARENTS, AUNTS, BROTHERS, OR COUSINS DIDN'T GET YOU SHIT SINCE YOU'RE NO LONGER 18 OR YOUNGER YEAH HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOUR LIFE H8S YOU BUT OH HERE'S $100 MAYBE YOU CAN BUY LIKE 2 THINGS FROM URBAN OUTFITTERS COOL RIGHT
Me: FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU
(This may only apply to somewhat spoiled kids in small town suburbs.)
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The percentage of woman who enjoy anal sex.
I hear that Sharon from marketing is a 19%er - dirty bitch!
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The Canadian drinking age. 2 years better than 21.
"Heck yes I'll have a drink, because I'm 19" (adding 'eh' to the end of this is, of course, optional)
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The worst age ever. Nothing exciting happens when you turn 19. You've been a legal adult for a year, and you can't do anything new legally for another 2 years.
"Happy 19th birthday!"
"who cares? i still can't drink for another 2 years."
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