the 19th amendment

In which a dude goes down on a woman, she squirts on his face, and he learns respect for women.

Coined by comedienne Liz Miele.

"Last night was amazing -- we shared the 19th amendment together by candlelight."

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19th Amendment

The Amendment that gave women in America the right to vote and participate in the government. Not surprisingly, America was threatened by Communism, swamped with organized crime, and the nation's economy collapsed soon afterwards.

The 19th Amendment will be the ultimate downfall of the United States.

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19th amendment

a really bad idea that will lead the inevitable, painful (possibly slow) death of anyone (or anything) who is a huge enough dumbass to do it

Dude, trying to shove an electric eel up your ass is a really 19th amendment idea!

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