The Apu

When having sex with an Indian (or possibly Pakistani) woman...immediately after they reach orgasm.

The subject pulls away and states in their best Indian accent (ideally Apu from the Simpsons):

"Thank you, cum again"

Just for reference you had better have really enjoyed the fuckening, because there's basically zero chance you're ever getting to tap that ever again.

My girlfriend dumped my ass last week. She got really pissed when I gave her The Apu. Totally worth it tho'.

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apu

1 - One of the most popular and loved Characters from the Animated sitcom the simpsons runs the Kwik-E-Mart with his Brother Sanjay. Was a member of the barbershop quartet the bee sharps. He is currently married to Manjula and a proud father of Octuplets. Apu is voiced by hank azaria

2 - The Finnish word for "Help"

"Thank you pleae come again"
"he slept he stole, he was rude to the customers, still there goes the best damned employee a kwik e mart could get".

"apu, apu my car has broken down near Helsinki, apu please im late for work"

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APU

As per usual

person one: Tina and Joe broke up again.

person two: APU

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apu

Simpsons character based on Satyajit Ray's trilogy: Pather Panchali (1955), Aparajito (1956), and Apur Sansar. Apu's cartoon life as a convenience store manager in the US is far better than his tragic life in India. He thanks Matt Groening for getting him a visa.

"Who needs Kwiki Mart? I doooooo."

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apu

1. Character from The Simpsons, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.
2. Acronym standing for "As Per Usual".

Personage 1: What you been up to?
Personage 2: Nothing much, apu, you?
Personage 1: I watched the funny Simpsons episode with Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.

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Apu Nahosapeenapetalon or however u spell it , is the sex

<3

-Thank you come again
-no i dont eat anything that comes from an animal
- i cant believe u dont shutup!
- this is a kwikimart.. not a library!
- who needs the kwiki mart.. i .. doooo

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apu

A taxi cab driver who frequently breaks wind in the cab, and doesn't role the windows down.

John: Phew! Somebody broke wind. Who was it?

Phil: I think it was our driver apu.

John: A-poo is more like it!

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