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The Bearded One

A man of immense power and might that has a magnificent ginger beard and can not feel pain. This man sometimes is mistaken as Jesus, but undoubtedly has the means to destroy the world. A man of this power is rare to find and often has the intellect to make his plans go through.

Someone of this power can complete extreme tasks such as:
breathing fire
throwing cars
reading minds
predicting actions
time traveling

flying
and even solving a rubik's cube

"holy shit is that 'The Bearded One'"
*shits oneself*

by beardedone July 20, 2015

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The Bearded One

Karl Marx.

In truth, since I have been under the influence of The Bearded One since I began studying economics.

by AttillathePun February 10, 2019