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The Ben Wallace

When your moms snatch is soooo hairy that it looks like ben wallace is gettin his eat on with her...

Damn your mom is supportin' The Ben Wallace dogg.

by Jesus The Hey Zeus January 8, 2007

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Ben Wallace

Ben Wallace of the Detroit Pistons. One sick defensive player who has massive amounts of rebounds, steals and blocks. Will help the Pistons win another championship this year.

Man, Ben Wallace shut down Vince Carter/Shaq/Yao/LeBron/Anyone who plays the Pistons.

by hawkdude56 February 11, 2005

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Ben Wallace

Starting center for the Chicago Bulls. An incredible defender in the paint. Grabs tons of boards, and blocks shots, too. Does a lot of things that don't show up in the box score, like tip rebounds and intimidate the opposition. Kinda short for a center, but extremely strong to make up for it. On offense, he can't shoot or post-up, but he can set solid screens and pass suprisingly well. Will take a lot of flak (unfairly, IMO), if the Bulls get swept by the Pistons.

"I had to bail you out with those free-throws."
-Ben Wallace, to Ben Gordon, after hitting 7 out of 8

"Don't playa-hate."
-Ali G, to Ben Wallace

by Rfederer8 May 12, 2007

41๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


ben wallace

a great basketball player. best on defensive, mad large afro, plays for teh detroit pistons. Scary as hell. Last mother fucker i would want to see in a alley by myself, though outside basketball is a very nice person. Said to be able to curl like 400 pounds, though i don't belive it.

Ben wallace is a damn good basketball player

by mos def and talib kweli are blackstar March 13, 2005

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ben wallace

The best all around defensive player in the NBA including rebounds and blocks.

Ben Wallace packed the fuck out of Shaq in last night's game.

by Kyle Smith July 7, 2004

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ben wallace

Very hairy pubic area.
Comes from the fact that Ben Wallace, the NBA player, has an out-of-control afro.

She's never shaved; she's got a ben wallace that needs a machette to navigate.

by m0nde July 19, 2005

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Ben Wallace

Ben Wallace of the Detroit Pistons

Dude, Ben Wallace is mad thug...

by Kirill Skok October 6, 2004

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