The Blake School

Otherwise known as The Blake School of the Unnaturally Pretentious, these whiter than sour cream trustfund babies attend the finest school for douchebaggery in the western Minneapolis Suburbs. These vineyard vines-wearing assholes have no limit to the that they show off daddy's new jag.

<extremely expensive Mercedes rolls past blasting Mercy>
Person 1: Who was that douchebag? I could smell his Lacoste body spray from a mile away.
Person 2: Oh Christain Hammerschmidt IV? Yeah he goes to The Blake School

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blake high school

A place where alternative, performative activism, non-binary kids roam free .Full of furries, art kids, and white kids pretending to be “woke”. Everyone is either gay or secretly homophobic. with kids that skate in the middle of the hallway, And people who walk on leashes.

Hey, your gay and do theater you must go to Blake high school.

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blake bass middle school

Blake Bass is known as the coolest, smartest, and nicest school in the county. They have the prettiest girls and it makes the rest of the schools look bad. They have been pretty good athletically and their academic bowl team is godly. The rest of the middle schools believe Blake Bass will become the school of champions in the future.

Blake Bass Middle School is a school I want to go to

blake bass middle school

A Middle School in Coweta County with the hottest bitches. They are pretty fye and are the smartest school. Boys love to fuck each other and girls like to cause drama. Definitely the best middle school in our county

Blake Bass Middle School is better than Madras and Lee.

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