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The Brooklyn Bombers

The 3 man bowling team and 10-pin wrecking crew from Northwood Iowa.

Founded in October 2022 by Chris Duncomb, a shitty bowler, who bowled for a local bar called “Bar Games” back in 2010. The only thing memorable about his short lived career is that he missed more games than he came and when he was there he really wasn’t “all there”.

A disgrace to the league due to drinking countless Wild Turkey shots’ and blacking out drunk by the 10th frame and a savage at rolling balls into the gutters, several landing in other occupied lanes, ending the 2011 season with a 98 avg.

Fast forward to October 2022 he needed a reason to drink Wild Turkey again so he recruited the only two people who he thought would be able to put up with his shit and started a 3-Man team on the Wednesday Night League.

The Brooklyn Bombers named after the Urban dictionary definition “Brooklyn Bomber” by definition, is something that nobody wants to have happen to them.

The team couldn’t care less about winning…..
They know bowling doesn’t get people laid….
They came to drink Wild Turkey and Fuck Shit Up…

If you bowl against the Brooklyn Bombers you’re going to have a bad time.

by TwiztedSnowman October 7, 2022


brooklyn bomber

Taking a nice dump on someones forehead then giving them numerous elbow drops to the head in order to spread the feces all over the place.

Ronnie gave andy P a brooklyn bomber and i was cleaning the shit out of my carpet for hours

by c March 20, 2005

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brooklyn bomber

taking a huge dump on someones forehead and giving her a elbow drop and splattering it everywhere

Hackenberg gave andy p a brooklyn bomber on monday

by Ronnie Berg March 20, 2005

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Brooklyn Bomber

A Brooklyn bomber is when someone takes a crap into a girls pussy, and then proceeds to have vaginal intercourse with that girl. Preferably without a condom.

"Man, I took that girl home yesterday and gave her a brooklyn bomber!"

by I didnt spill that gatorade September 21, 2007

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