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The Buffet

The food your friends don't eat at a restraunt. To "order the buffet" is to not order food based on the fact that your friends won't finish. Best used at breakfast where the portions are large and the food (pancakes, eggs, hashbrowns) don't box and reheat well.

Friend 1: I'm getting the Hungry Man. What about you?
Friend 2: Think I'm just going to have the buffet.
(to Waitress) Friend 2: I'm fine, thanks.

by Ty Winter March 18, 2007

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Buffeting

A word often used by James May while accelerating on Top Gear.

Richard: ''I know at some point, in that car, while he's doing his run, he'll be saying Buffeting''
James: '' Buffeting! Buffeting!''

by darude-meme-storm February 26, 2018

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buffeteers

Slovenly morbidly-obese humanoids who frequently visit all-you-can-stuff-down-your-gullet restaurants while wearing stretch pants that don't have any choice and caps they haven't removed in decades, either staring at strangers while loudly chewing, and/or lurching heedlessly between tables with plates heaped with yet more food while ignoring the screams from their running, flailing offspring who are dropping food everywhere.

We can sit in the far corner, honey, as the hardcore buffeteers and their rugrats seem to be concentrated near the kitchen.

by Georg Znaeym May 1, 2006

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Buffet

Usually a long line of random foods that will make you want to taste everything. This will result in a very big stomach ache and/or the inability to stand up and walk around.

Maria: Man! Look at this buffet! There's so much food! I'll just taste a bit of everything.

Bob: Yeah, right! I bet you five bucks you'll need help getting out of your seat after you finish eating.

(Later)

Maria: Here's the five bucks, now can you help me?

Bob: Nope. (runs off with money)

by Iamsobored123 July 25, 2011

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Buffeter

Pronounced buffet-ers.

The stereotypical fat people who are always at buffets.
Their arms look like cottage cheese, their thighs are bigger than an average man's head, etc.

The food is great....but the buffeters are making me lose my appetite!

by Baiko September 27, 2012


buffet

A large group of fat bitches (it is a well known fact that fat bitches always travel in packs).

Yo, that fat sloppy mess is separated from her buffet. Where the fuck are her friends?

by brendogg June 26, 2006

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Buffetting

The act of throwing an object out of a window due to it not performing as expected

Jim - "this disc is awful"
Steven - "then start buffetting it!"

by sbarber15 July 1, 2011

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