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A mysterious being, legend tells the tale of a purple man with an undying will and an unbreakable spirit that may not die as long as there is sex and shall not yield until there are no more people left to spread his word. Even if they don't know they are.
"I'm down bad, i don't know if i should make a deal with The CEO of Sex, he is as sly as he is powerfull"
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did you know who Invented sex?
Ned is the official founder and CEO of Sex, He has sexed my mom many times, I have proof.
Spiderman: I would like talk to the CEO of Sex
Ned: I'm the CEO of Sex
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The CEO of Sex is known as Ned Leeds, played by Jacob Batalon in the Spiderman movies in the MCU. He recently gained alot of popularity because he is very relatable and represents normal people who arent usually represented in media. He is worshipped in Nedcord.
Person 1: Do you know the CEO of Sex?
Person 2: Of course! He is Jacob Batalon!
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Me (leo)
Person: Omg its the ceo of sex!
Person 2: you gotta be kidding
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A sexy & confident individual with the swagger of a God. They is the shit of fuck, They does not own testicoils or teslacoils. They do not hesitate to be themselves and do not care what puny peasants think of their pissing skills.
Daniel is the CEO of Sex, I mean just look at the way he walks and talks to people. Dude owns the world.
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