The Chicago Way

He pulls a knife, you pull a gun, he sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue.

"Wanna get Capone? Here's how you get him. He pulls a knife, you pull a gun, he sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way, and that's how you get Capone."

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Chicago Skid-way

What many pilots call Chicago Midway International airport due to its short runways the pilots must immediately apply the breaks in order to safely stop.

"Wow, I just went right forward on that landing! That's Chicago Skid-way for ya!"