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Giving/recieving a blowjob at a Cracker Barrel parking lot.
Michael : Hey, what did you and your girlfriend do during your anniversary?
Aiden: My girl gave me the Cracker Barrel
Michael: That's it?
Aiden: Nah we also did the Batman
(Verb) 1. When you are confronted with an unexpected (and usually unwanted) shopping experience; usually in the form of a gift shop.
"When I got off the roller-coaster, the exit path lead me right into a gift shop."
"Sounds like they cracker-barreled you."
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The place that fired Brad's wife after 11 years of service (on his birthday no less!)
Hey wanna get cracker barrel for dinner?
Not after they fired Brad's wife!
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A large wooden structure filled with old white people.
Cracker Barrel has some excellent food.
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Chain of resturaunts that is based on a country store gimmick that combines a fairly varied store that sells mostly woodwork such as chairs and a resturaunt that is known for it's southern country style. Very good.
I went to cracker barrel the other day. I bought me a rocking chair and Momma's Pancake Breakfast.
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where me and my boy Hudson get crazy shit from chicken fried chicken
me: hey dude, you wanna go get chicken fried chicken?
Hudson: yeah bro, im boutta get barrelled tonight at cracker barrel
A collection of white people forced to be huddled together in a small place, such as in an elevator or jury box.
"Jamal had no chance with his not guilty plea because the jury was a cracker barrel."
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