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The Crawdaddy is a sexual act that involves four people, a pair of tongs, a hot tub, and an abundance of corn on the cob and potatoes. In the spirit of a crawfish boil the hot tub is filled with the vegetables to boil to perfection. The four people line up dick to ass, dick to ass, dick to ass, and thrust passionately in the boil. Whilst this goes on the person in the front holds the tongs, inside the boil. This mimics the tasty crustacean thus creating their own sexy crawfish boil. The person in the front uses the tongs to pick up vegetables coating them with their love butter, creating the perfect salty flavor.
“Thanks for the invite, what better way to end the summer than with a crawfish boil!”
“Thanks for coming! Are you ready for the Crawdaddy?”
“Hell yeah! I love buttered corn!”
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The Cajun equivalent to a sugar daddy.
Instead of say a Lamborghini, a Crawdaddy may have a fox body mustang in immaculate condition. Instead of a yacht they may have a Pontoon boat with a very nice beer cooler.
Crawdaddies are commonly solicited by Mudbugs (the Cajun equivalent to a gold digger)
Bill: "Have you called Cynthia back lately?
Ted: "Nah. I heard she went down to the bayou and got herself a Crawdaddy"
A sexual act performed on a male by grabbing the testicles with four fingers and going for the long shot with the middle finger (inserting the middle finger into the anus). southbound surprise
Male version of the Shocker
a.k.a. jock shock
Grab a nut an stick it in his butt.
Move his paynus stick it in his anus.
Move his jock give em a booty shock.
Give him the crawdaddy. whooooo
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(kraw•DA•dee)n. pl.(ies) an oral-hygienically challenged, smokeless-tobacco using old redneck man with an narrow world view.
Lyle hates his job. He works at a gas sation in Goshen, Indiana with a greasy old crawdaddy for a boss.
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This word coming from the irish for wide open plains of acres of empty space forever untouched by the trod of human feet.
Clare island is a real "Crawdaddys". You could walk all around and not meet one person
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A gay man with a beautiful body and an ugly face.
Like Crawfish if you take off the head you have something to work with.
Joe hooked up with this crawdaddy last night, he covered his head with a paper bag and went to town.
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A sexual position upon which the receieving end is on all four of his or her limbs, with the back arched and facing towards the ground (note, not to be confused with doggy style). It's best put into an analogy that you're on all fours, and your stomach is the shell of the turtle or crayfish. Commonly done among practitioners of Yoga, gymnasts, and other nimble, kinky sorts.
I'm tired of all the normal everyday mundane sex-- lets make like a shrimp and try some reverse crawdaddy!
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