The Cream is used to describe a job that is easier than the average or easier than expected. Can also describe good fortune. Also note the term "straight cream" referring to a more exaggerated version of the cream.
Hay bro how'd you get on at that job, looked difficult. Nah bro, it was The cream.
How'd you guys go with the fishing the other night? We caught heaps, it was the cream.
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someone who's so turned on by something or other that they begin to produce some pre-cum/fanny juice.
I can feel myself creaming when britney is performing.
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When a guy get's sexually aroused and his penis squirts out a sticky mess
Chad : Hey honey could you bring me a clean pair of underwear to work right away!
Chad's Wife : Oh No What's Wrong!
Chad : Nothings wrong Kiersten was sitting on my lap during lunch break and well you know how good she smells and how tone her little body is anyway she started kissing my neck and I Creamed in my underwear and now I'm feeling uncomfortable cause my underwear is sticking to my balls!
Chad's Wife: Fuck you asshole you deserve it!
Chad: Fine ill just go to Dollar General and buy a jumbo pack incase it happens again!
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Used to describe an unexpected orgasm.
"Jenny thought you were really hot. I think she creamed her pants."
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Used to define one's loss, mostly a big loss.
You saw the elections last night?
Yeah, McCain got creamed!
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When a guy blows his load inside A vagina or anus
Kaylee : So did you and Chad fuck last night?
Kiersten : We sure did he fucked my pussy so hard I was screaming and moaning the whole time!
Kaylee : You don't say!
Kiersten : He can really pack the cum after he Creamed me it was running out of my pussy like a river of semen!
Kaylee : Wow you are so lucky I wish my guy would cream my pussy like that!
Kiersten : Yes I am blessed and tonight he's gonna cream my ass!
Kaylee : Lucky!
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