a team of amateur hockey players, whose only concerns in life are to drink excessively, have sex with as many cheap floozies as possible, being as obnoxious to all at all times, being gods amongst men and of course, playing puck. These are not the sort of people you would not want to mess with, due to the fact that messing with one always means messing with the collective. They are known for their award winning hockey playing, world-class chirps, unorthodox fighting style and charming good looks.
Everyone shoud aspire to reach the level of The Dangleberries.
The Dangleberries are always on the lookout for future recruits.
A little nugget of terd (sometimes known as a poo-chunk) that gets stuck to a mans arse hair.
"Oi, who left a dangleberry on the shitter?!!"
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Dry particles o'shite clinging to the hairs of the arse.
A small comb is useful when trying to remove dangleberries, but razors prove a bit too dangerous.
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when ur ass is so hairy that it poses a hinderance to wiping the shit off of ur own ass and so u have clumps of shit hanging off the thick hairs
"fuck man my dangleberrys were so bad i had to get my mum to cut them off"
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dry excrement caught in the bum hairs. Referred to as berries because of the shape and colour. Some people like to think of them as fruits of the digestive system hanging from the tree of butt.n
See also
Shitballs
Stinknuggets
Dude your mom has dangleberries like golf balls, you should totally bath the smelly cow.
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Balled up shit caught in your butthole hair. But on the contrary of a dingleberry, a dangleberry moves side to side as someone moves around.
Getting a dangleberry is the worst feeling in the world.
I can feel my dangleberry move around my ass hole and its driving me nuts!
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lumps of dry faeces hanging from anal hair
'oh my god,he hasnt washed his arse for a while, look at those DANGLEBERRIES'
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