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Immediately after anal sex you the man pulls his cock out of the whore's ass and smears her shit around her mouth in a circle, making it look as if she has a mustache and goatee, except it's like a shitstache and shitee.
Ha that little whore loved it when I gave her the dirty gomez.
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Contrary to the common belief, a Dirty Gomez actually occurs when a man pulls his member out of a skanks ass and rubs contents which are left over around her eyes in the geometric shape of a circle.
Jay Leno gave Wishbone a Dirty Gomez!
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The act of sending a link to a friend that opens a Selena Gomez music video, Very much like being Rick Rolled.
After I had Rick Rolled my boss for the ninth time he got me back with the Dirty Gomez.
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After the Dirty Gomez, The girl who just got shat in the mouth, throws it up into the guys mouth.
"I gave Robert a reverse dirty gomez after he thought he could shit in my mouth"
"You go girl!"
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To take your dick and soak it shit water, and shove down the female throat and then fuck her in the ass adding a donkey punch in the end.
Guy 1: Dude how was your date last night, with Alyssa?
Guy 2: We got dinner and then I Dirty Gomezed her.
All the definitions below are completely wrong. A Dirty Gomez is simply when a man removes his penis from his partners ass after anal sex and proceeds to draw a shit moustache on his own face.
He pulled his cock out of her ass and gave himself a Dirty Gomez
A sexual act so heinous, only certain directors of a particular fruit company could be so homosexual to conceive what the Dirty Gomez could be.
Nawid gave Shankar the dirty gomez last night. I am disgusted.