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The act when you talk up your sex game and making it seem like you're the greatest, but then fail miserably, bitch and blame Obama, democrats or illegal immigrants for your lack of skill and disappointing performance. May also call the woman fake news if criticized.
Girl: "I expected something satisfying, but you gave me The Donald Trump"
Guy: "Damn radical left, they ruin everything!"
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When a person is passed out you shave the middle of their head and jizz in their hair and combover the bald spot
When JJ passed out from drinking we gave him The Donald Trump
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A small white penis that causes one to become nervous about any concept that involves size.
I wish I was black with a BBC, but I was born with the Donald Trump and now I spend all of my time convincing people that my hands are normal-sized.
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When you start having heterosexual sex and then turn and have homosexual sex. Only to turn back around to having hetero sex to finish. While jerking off the homosexual
Hey Larry remember when we were gay ?
Hell yeah Marv I did The Donald Trump on your ass.
Good thing we like pussy now.
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A oral sex act in which a girl/guy gives you a blowjob and then proceeds to let you blow it over their face. After this has been accomplished you reach into a bowl of Cheetos crunch them in your hand and throw it onto their face. If you say “incredible” or “unbelievable” it will most likely enhance the act.
I was in my parents room when me and sally did “the Donald Trump” it was unbelievable!
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This is where you get a man to get on his hands and knees, stick your dick up his butt, then eat Arby's Natural Chicken Sandwiches on his back.
I went to Sean Penn's house yesterday and he preformed The Donald Trump on me.
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When a man ejaculates on a woman's face, then proceeds to throw a handful of diamonds at her, allowing her to keep only those that stick. Made famous by Donald's ex-wife Marla Maples in her autobiography "I did it for the Diamonds".
Guy 1: "What did you get your wife for your 20th anniversary?"
Guy 2: "I skipped the necklace and gave her the Donald"
The Donald Trump: "Get over here Marla, i just got back from the jeweler's, lets see how much you're worth!"
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