the edison

The Edison is a sexual maneuver where a man licks his finger, sticks it into a light socket or an electrical outlet whilst penetrating a woman. Thus, transferring any form of electric shock to the woman's vaginal area.

Guy #1: Dude, I totally pulled The Edison last night?

Guy #2: really? How was it?
Guy #1: she was shocked to say the least.

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Edison

A handsome guy , who tends to hide their feelings . Edison’s seem when they love a person they love them for a very long time . An Edison would always glare at you when he is jealous or when he wants to see you . He is quite shy too . They are also great kissers and very attractive

Rubin: Edison is so different and isn’t a fuckboy .

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Edison

A very talented person. Does whatever he could to help out other people especially his family or his friends. Very lovable and loyal partner towards his partner. He also is wise and very smart. A very nice person to have.

You’re such an edison!

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Edison

1. The universally recognized "edison"
2. N. Implying complete and utter confusion
3. N. a really stupid person
4. V. To procreate
5. adj. Can be used to modify any word for more passion
6. Int. Expresses disgust
7. adv. Can be used to make a command more urgent

- "Man...that picture of you is all edisoned up."

- "Hey! Edison You, Bitch!"

- "I'm sorry, but that's one edisoning ugly dog you got there."

- "Edison me harder, you weaksauce!"

- "What the edison were you edisoning thinkng, you dumb
edison?"

- "Hurry the edison up! We're late for the edison movie! Edison!"

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Edison

A kind and loving friend who is always kind to everyone and is excellent in everything.
Thank you for being my friend

THANK YOU EDISON

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Edison

A person who is so smart he's dumb

My name is Edison and I get A+

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Edison

A tesla that's been stolen

Real Life Peter Griffin: Though I wonder, If you steal a tesla, does it become an Edison?

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