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Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

An extremely addicting game meant for birth control.

Dude! Have you heard of Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim?

No

Dude, It'll blow your mind!

Really? Guess I'll try.

5 Days later, this man was reported missing.

by ganyi17 January 11, 2012

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Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

A great way to keep your virginity.

It's that time of year.... I love Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim!

by Turkeymash June 17, 2015

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the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

1. A videogame nerd's wet dream because It has fucking dragons... and... people expect it to be as good as Oblivion. yeah.
2. The kind of game that will ruin people's lives by drawing them in with pretty landscapes, enticing them with streamlined gameplay, and addicting them with a massive ammount of content untill the videogame life supplants the real world life. Untill released, the trailer for Skyrim will be viewed with the same intensity as pornography.
3. See nerdgasm.

Did you see the new screenshots for the elder scrolls V: Skyrim ?

OH MY GOD YES, I'M SO EXCITED!

by insomniaSTRICKENinVERMONT February 13, 2011

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