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Like The Crawford, When someone puts their finger in a guys bootyhole and upon retraction of the finger discovers remnants from the inside, puts a mark of dookie on the guys face, leaving an Enrique Englasias-like mole on his face, lovingly placing a hair plucked from the anus onto the Enrique.
OMG Stacey, I totally gave Todd The Enrique this morning after I milked his prostate again.
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Enrique is someone who can be very annoying at times. Yet, depite this, he can really be the person you most have been seeking to find. One of the funniest guys you’ll know, and he will make you laugh out of no where. He can sometimes be a little dirty minded, but not to an extreme level. He has one of the most unique and best features (physically). He’s very handsome and has many friends because of his loyalty to the true ones. Girls always fall for his looks. He never brags about himself, only when play around, because once again, he has THAT amazing sense of humor uppon him. One of the top boy/man anyone could ever know. (Ect.)
Is that Enrique?! He's HELLAAA fine, wtf.🤤
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To be peer pressured into drink large quantities of alcohol, especially if you are previously a non-drinker.
I went out with some friends last night, they totally enriqued me!
E stands for Enigma. Enrique is so mysterious. He is the kind of guy who sits in the corner of a room and observes people. When you look at him, he's quiet and seems to be always thinking. It feels like his thoughts are so far away, that it makes you feel lonely. You think to yourself, maybe he's lonely because he's alone. But, a few moments after he sits down, people are drawn towards him. They gather around him. Ladies drool over him, even guys fall for him. And yet, there are a lot of this that makes him intimidating for wanna be suitors. He is handsome and smart. He doesn't talk much but when he does, he speaks eloquently and everybody listens. He is not brash nor impulsive. And he doesn't speak ill of other people as well. Your favorite moment will be, if when he catches you looking at him and you lock eyes for a moment, somehow, he's able to mirror your emotions towards yourself that it will make you cry. And right then and there, you know that this guy is trouble. He's like a wall, a flat-blank wall. No rough edges and no lines. He is hard to read.
...And when/if you get the change to really know him, then that's an entirely different story.
Enrique is a person who will rock your world.
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Enrique is the most funny and kind person you will ever have the good fortune of meeting. He is wonderful in every way and will make you smile even though you feel like crying. He sometimes doesn’t realise it, but he is very good looking. He is a once in a life time, once you find an Enrique, no one will ever compare. He has a very kind heart and will make you feel complete. He is very intelligent and sharp. You need an Enrique in your life, because he makes the stars shine brighter....
“I see my life in black and white what do it to stop feeling like this ? “
“You need an Enrique in your life, he will put the colour back in your life :)”
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Big baller, mostly wears baller hats for a fashion trend he is trying to start. Big 2 foot penis.
Damn Enrique over there is sexy as fuck with his baller hat and big penis!
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This guy will fuck you up with some fucking technical shit
Damn Enrique got a fucking iron man2 looking ass flamethrower watch out
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